When having a bad day....
1)someone won't help you out- think of how Jack-e-boy helped out Davey
2)someone wants you to help them in a little cat fight- think of how Spot thought on it and showed up when he was needed most
Thats all I could think of...and oh always be NEWSIE
Here are some comebacks taht wre fowarded to me....
1)You! Off My Planet!
2)Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
3)Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4)Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5)And your crybaby whiny opinion would be....?
6)I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30yrs!
7)Allow me to introduce my selves....
8)Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
9)Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
10)Do they ever shut-up on your planet?
11)I'm just working here till a fastfood job opens up.
12)I'm trying to imagine you w/ a personallity.
13)I can't remmebr if i'm the good twin or the evil one....
14)How many times to I have to flush before you go away?
15)Chaos, pani, and disorder. My job here is done.
16)Everyone thinks i'm psychotic, except my friends deep inside the Earth.
17)Earth is full. Go home.
18)Is it time fo ryour medication, or mine?
19)I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
20)You say i'm a b*tch as if its a bad thing.